Relationship status - Complicated

I love her real twitter handle, which is actually not her real handle, she loves some celebrity twitter handle, who is actually not the celeb himself, but a PR firm. But before you think things are grim. Listen to this.

He fake twitter account is obsessively in love with me, but I just like her fake twitter handle in a rather platonic way. However my fake facebook account is in love with her friends facebook page, which is actually managed partially by her. Her facebook page in turn likes all my 3 fake facebook page. This means she loves me, but is not aware of it and doesn’t want to accept it openly.

P.S One day we are going to love each other, whithout all the fakes, someday. Till then I will keep reporting her fake accounts to admin.